The flight over was uneventful. I had a window seat, and plenty to eat in the form of my knees thanks to current airline seating policies. »

First stop, Chicago

They're driving an SUV off the wing of my plane. Maybe it's not my plane, but it's got my gate number on it. I took a »

More junk, less point.

So if you go quiet long enough, and retreat back into your own skull for those monologues that you used to blurt out onto a bored »