Dept. of Complaints
Old boy/girlfriend? Former highschool pal?
Illegitimate child(ren)? Nigerian Prince with a fortune to give away? PLEASE WRITE ME!!!
Illegitimate child(ren)? Nigerian Prince with a fortune to give away? PLEASE WRITE ME!!!
Various creative methods of contact (if you want e-mail, just skip down below):
- #IRC: on both efnet and freenode I hide under the unexpected name of eyepulp. Shhh - don't tell.
- MySpace: please drain my eyes if I ever sign up for MySpace.
- LinkedIn: see above
- Second Life: Having wasted most of the first one, I've held off on getting a second.
- MSN IM: I think I managed to get EyePulp
- Yahoo IM: Try eyepu1p (notice the #1 for the "L" how AWESOME is that?!?)
- AIM IM: Even better, ey3pu1p. It just screams competent business professional.
Or you can write me directly, and by directly I mean direct to my trash.
Last words
1 week, 5 days ago
1 week, 5 days ago
I had never thought of flinging feces, darn it, that would be much more entertaining than my usual method of arguing about politics, baseless accusations and bewildering metaphores.
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1 week, 6 days ago
Mmmmm.... sharpies.
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2 weeks, 6 days ago
I saw this as the daily photo, and it totally looked like a picture of outer space! But instead it's an egg on a car.
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4 weeks, 1 day ago
if("location"=="bathroom");
this.user.gotoAndPlay("decide #1or#2");
else(user.holdframe);
There ya go - that outta work. view
this.user.gotoAndPlay("decide #1or#2");
else(user.holdframe);
There ya go - that outta work. view
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