Dept. of Complaints
Old boy/girlfriend? Former highschool pal?
Illegitimate child(ren)? Nigerian Prince with a fortune to give away? PLEASE WRITE ME!!!
Random methods of contact (if you want e-mail, just skip down below):
- #IRC: on both efnet and freenode I hide under the unexpected name of eyepulp. Shhh - don't tell.
- MySpace: please drain my eyes if I ever sign up for MySpace.
- LinkedIn: see above
- Second Life: Having wasted most of the first one, I've held off on getting a second.
- MSN IM: I think I managed to get EyePulp
- Yahoo IM: Try eyepu1p (notice the #1 for the "L" how AWESOME is that?!?)
- AIM IM: Even better, ey3pu1p. It just screams competent business professional.