'm running out of lousy pun-tastic titles for posts, so I'm building a random title generator to ease my workload. The above is an example of the impressive beta version of this technology. Of course, they'll have no relevance to what I'm writing, but some of you might contend this has been the case since day one... To those people I say "you are among the unwashed masses and I can't lower myself to talk to you."
I watched a DVD called UHF with VHS last night. I merely point that out because there were simply to many acronyms to pass up. You may ask "Did you like the movie?" at which point I would say "Define 'Like'."... I think "appreciate" is a better way to describe it. It was made in 1989, and its goals seemed to be campy, wacky comedy. Suffice to say, it was a raging success. I think VHS has the same fondness for it that I have for Zoolander (best.movie.evah.). A lot of people may think its dumb, but that doesn't matter. Those people are dumb, and should have to walk around with a big sandwich-board sign that says "I'm a big stupid-head" and "I'm a Commie Pinko!" or "I like to touch stuffed animals in inappropriate ways!"
My brother is gone for the weekend, so I'm considering our offices closed today. Of course, I'll sit in here all day and work, and answer phones, but the key is the mental gains of telling yourself today you're not working, you're just hanging out in the office.
So I had this brilliant idea for a complete redesign of eyepulp. I'm excited. Look for it in about 45 months (not "Four to Five months", but "45 months").
It's been a semi-lousy morning due to some "situations", but I'm going to get coffee now, and I need to go to an art store for some old-school analog supplies, and I may buy a polarizing filter for the camera...
Oh yeah, I almost forgot, my posts are going to start grabbing the weather conditions at the moment I make the post and record it. If it all works, you'll see a little weather icon at the top of the post, and if you click on it, get some specifics. Why am I recording this? I don't know, but I think it's a case of "hey, I think I can do this" and "It's my freakin' site, and I'll put whatever crap on there I want."