Rotted orange melt-weasel
Friday, June the 20th at 11:46 AM
in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Three (9 years, 11 months ago)
I
'm running out of lousy pun-tastic titles for posts, so I'm building a random title generator to ease my workload. The above is an example of the impressive beta version of this technology. Of course, they'll have no relevance to what I'm writing, but some of you might contend this has been the case since day one... To those people I say "you are among the unwashed masses and I can't lower myself to talk to you."
I watched a DVD called UHF with VHS last night. I merely point that out because there were simply to many acronyms to pass up. You may ask "Did you like the movie?" at which point I would say "Define 'Like'."... I think "appreciate" is a better way to describe it. It was made in 1989, and its goals seemed to be campy, wacky comedy. Suffice to say, it was a raging success. I think VHS has the same fondness for it that I have for Zoolander (best.movie.evah.). A lot of people may think its dumb, but that doesn't matter. Those people are dumb, and should have to walk around with a big sandwich-board sign that says "I'm a big stupid-head" and "I'm a Commie Pinko!" or "I like to touch stuffed animals in inappropriate ways!"
Yeah...
My brother is gone for the weekend, so I'm considering our offices closed today. Of course, I'll sit in here all day and work, and answer phones, but the key is the mental gains of telling yourself today you're not working, you're just hanging out in the office.
So I had this brilliant idea for a complete redesign of eyepulp. I'm excited. Look for it in about 45 months (not "Four to Five months", but "45 months").
It's been a semi-lousy morning due to some "situations", but I'm going to get coffee now, and I need to go to an art store for some old-school analog supplies, and I may buy a polarizing filter for the camera...
Oh yeah, I almost forgot, my posts are going to start grabbing the weather conditions at the moment I make the post and record it. If it all works, you'll see a little weather icon at the top of the post, and if you click on it, get some specifics. Why am I recording this? I don't know, but I think it's a case of "hey, I think I can do this" and "It's my freakin' site, and I'll put whatever crap on there I want."
Cheerio.
7 Comments
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9 years, 11 months ago
VHS
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You know, Andrew,life is like a mop. Sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and hairballs and things and you gotta clean it out. You gotta stick it in here and rinse it off and start all over again. And sometimes life sticks to the floor so much that a mop, a mop, it's not good enough. You gotta get down there with like a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off! But if that doesn't work, you can't give up! You gotta stand right up! You gotta run to a window and say, "These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!"
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9 years, 11 months ago
You should make that speech to the swelling sounds of some patriotic music. Very soul stirring words... *sniff* or *snifl* or... Sifl?
3
9 years, 11 months ago
If you're going to start throwing around adjectives like "best movie ever", make sure you watch the pilot episode of "The White Shadow" before doing so.
4
9 years, 11 months ago
UHF...very nice choice. Classic.
And nice use of Stanley's philosphical musings, VHS. Heh heh...
And nice use of Stanley's philosphical musings, VHS. Heh heh...
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