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Next contestant please
Friday, March the 7th at 11:19 AM in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Three (10 years, 2 months ago)
 
I
've sort of decided that the anticipation of a date,
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or liking a girl, or of meeting "someone special" is probably about 10 times better than the actual experience. Chalk that up to hollywood and one too many John Cusack movies. Maybe I'll define a whole new dating methodology centered around "anticipatory dating." Basically, you never actually do anything more than put yourself in the same location at the same time as someone who you're attracted to. That's it. That's your date, and pretty much your whole relationship. Maybe you talk, but it's not recommended. Generally it revolves around not bothering the other person with your problems. The best way to do that is to not interact with them at all. And check out the benefits: No messy break-ups, no let-downs when you figure out you're incompatible. It's the ultimate "what if" dating style.
Given this new definition for dating, I've been out several dozen times now with Lady Latte at the coffee shop. Our "dates" are pretty short, and usually I'm giving her money (which some people might misconstrue), but I alwasy leave with a warm drink. How many of you get change and a frothy warm drink at the end of each your dates? Yeah, that's what I thought.
There's no way I could actually get along with her (or vice versa) nearly as well as we get along by not knowing anything about each other than what I drink in the morning.
Of course, this whole theory has come about for two reasons a) I had a second date with Curly last night, and it went okay, but I think that might be our last date. And b) I went to get coffee this morning, and the Mocha Mistress had her hair down, and looked pretty darn cute, and the most I could manage was a mumbled comment about how nice her hair looked. Then I grabbed my mocha, and headed for the door.
As a side note, the guy who made the mocha today forgot the mocha, and I can't handle mocha-less mocha, so I had to go get it fixed, and thus actually missed TWO opportunites to talk to this girl. But again, I'm pretty sure the misery of not talking to here beats the misery of things not working out if I did. So by that measure, we're doing great. =)
How's everyone's weekend shaping up?

 
11 Comments
1
10 years, 2 months ago
poop for brains   permalink
now that i think about it... perhaps i will try dating men instead..
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10 years, 2 months ago
andrew   permalink
Let's play nice with our name choices. I bristle at the thought of implementing logins just for comments, and I really dislike IP bans. Don't make me drive down there and deliver some pain management, amidst the corporate Yahoos.
3
10 years, 2 months ago
CPA   permalink
Give her the card andrew, give her the card!
4
10 years, 2 months ago
Shep   permalink
Heh - the only thing that card is missing is a return address on one side. That way, you can drop it and run with little to no actual risky conversation - making the action all that much safer.
5
10 years, 2 months ago
Brian the Red   permalink
Right on CPA. Give her the card. Just don't add in the John Cusak/hollywood moment of spilling your latte on her as you try and give her the card...
6
10 years, 2 months ago
andrew   permalink
The card's all bent and worn now from me carrying it around for the last week. I need to make a new one now. Should I auction off the original one on ebay? I can be paid in shiny objects...
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10 years, 2 months ago
Marc   permalink
I say quit being a chicken, go for the Mocha Mistress. Of course, it never fails that her boyfriend wouldn't like that.
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10 years, 2 months ago
andrew   permalink
I'm finding that I have a 95% success rate of getting dates with girls via e-mail, whereas my in-person date acquisition skills are atrocious by comparison. Maybe I need to do some internet stalking of the Mocha Mama...
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10 years, 2 months ago
chad   permalink
Of course your success rate is 0% in-person... you have to actually ask someone before you can have your first success. Just think, if she said yes, you could be at 100% for 'in-person acquisition'
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10 years, 2 months ago
andrew   permalink
bah.
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10 years, 2 months ago
Fletch   permalink
Laughter and sincerety, laughter and sincerety - gets 'em every time
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