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Tuesday, February the 22nd at 1:07 PM in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Five (8 years, 2 months ago)
 
I
'm listening to the Pretenders song Middle of the Road, which I can't say I've really listened to before, at least with much attentiveness. I swear she just said No filter found for insertQuote Naturally, I consulted google. I may have been missing a crucial part of this song's message. Apparently I am not alone in this confusion.
Excuse me while I kiss this guy, there's a bathroom on the right.
Oh yes, for all you parents out there (mom, you're a parent, much as you try to blame it all on random fate and too much coffee), here's Microsoft's guide to decoding those insufferable terms that our illiterate kids are replacing grammar and spelling with online.

 
9 Comments
1
8 years, 2 months ago
Shep   permalink
I've always been creeped out by the Beatle's lyrics: "The girl with collitis goes by..."
2
8 years, 2 months ago
mu ha ha.
3
8 years, 2 months ago
That girl with collitis is going by right now, on the radio. Also, I think Eric Shangraw, from WEEK-25 just walked by outside, interestingly, I think I just got some comment spam.
4
8 years, 2 months ago
Shep   permalink
Comment Spam!! You're famous!
5
8 years, 2 months ago
Shep   permalink
Here's another one for ya: How about Steve Miller's "Big ole' Jed had and airplane..."
6
8 years, 2 months ago
How can I openly admit to knowing something about Steve Miller?
7
8 years, 2 months ago
If you male and went to East Peoria or Washington High School between 1985 and 1989 (you were there then - ADMIT IT!) - you owned a copy of Steve Miller Band's Greatest Hits 74-78. If you didn't you were a cornchip.
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8 years, 2 months ago
Shep   permalink
Smell that? Man, my grammer stinks...
9
8 years, 2 months ago
The smell of your "grammer" is facing some tough competition from your spelling. =)
Don't type what I think you're going to type. Kids read this. MY MOM reads this.

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