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Wednesday, February the 12th at 2:31 AM in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Three (10 years, 3 months ago)
 
I
'm taking a much more disturbing tact in my most recent match.com responses... Maybe it's time to take a little break from the scene...
To wit: somebody wrote me, apparently their first note after signing up, and it was a pretty un-informative, sort of superficial note. Understandable when you're writing a complete stranger. And maybe that's how the rest of the world handles the "getting to know you" dance. Here's an excerpt:No filter found for insertQuoteWell, I certainly appreciate being written, as it's not an easy thing to do (this I know) -- So I had to respond:No filter found for insertQuoteI know, I know, I'm a huge jerk for replying to someone like this. But geez, I'm just so tired ot the friendly little chitty-chat waste of e-mails and phone calls. I need a bit of substance. I'm such a whiner. I need some Cocoa Puffs... I'm cuckoo for them, you know.

 
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10 years, 3 months ago
Shep   permalink
If you were one of the "SIMS," the little diamond over your head would be be an angry red color with the word "DANGER" flashing across it in bright yellow. You definitely need a break from the swinging singles scene. You're already becoming grizzled old man Hughes! ("get off my grass, PUNK!")

Perhaps some Auto Show babe gawking will liven your mood...
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10 years, 3 months ago
Shep   permalink
By the way - I have a sneaking suspicion that "Ed Rooney" might be a buddy from North Carolina.... Hi Jason (if that IS your real name)!
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10 years, 3 months ago
andrew   permalink
Yes. Gawking. Just what I need. I'm there to take pictures, and then I can gawk at the pictures later... I think "ed" might also be a "friend" from texas. Regardless, I'll take whatever attention I can get...
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10 years, 3 months ago
corey   permalink
This is the reason why I'm paying the $29.95 per month for access to the site. That is some good stuff.
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10 years, 3 months ago
andrew   permalink
I know I've done my job when Corey gives me a thumbs up. =)
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10 years, 3 months ago
Shep   permalink
Corey - you're only paying $29.95 for monthly access t this site???
Andrew told me he was "hooking me up" by giving me the "friend rate." Guess I know what that means now... Hrrrrmmph. I ought to at least get a few more channels for what I'm payin' - Speed Channel maybe?
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