Blue wonder power of milk
Tuesday, July the 22nd at 2:38 PM
in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Three (9 years, 10 months ago)
N
ame the subject reference, win a billion... a billion... Win some cool stuff!
I'm working on a new interface for this lousy site, and I've deemed that more important than actually (heaven forbid) writing anything here. I know I should, but hey, if I weren't lazy, I'd probably get out and deal with my problems rather than whining about them here. See the reasoning? So let's embrace my lack of motivation, as it provides fertile soil for posting my misery here. Go Misery!
So Eddie, poop-maker extraordinaire, is OK medically (note that leaves the door wide open for his mental failings, which naming in detail is a Herculean task). "Why is he so fat?" I asked the doctor. "Because he's a big cat." She wisely explained. That's right, I have Yoda for a vet. Thanks doc. Apparently Eddie caught a flu of some sort, which doesn't quite make sense due to his complete lack of movement during the day. So apparently the flu caught him. Regardless, it affected his eating, yadda yadda yadda, I'm the king of Spain.
One fun part of the exciting vet adventure was when I pointed out that Eddie had been caught "dragging his gross feline butt" across my carpet. He left no racing stripes, but the manuver was sufficiently disgusting that I told on him. The vet explained that Eddie's "Anal Sacs" needed to be "expressed." Mu ha ha. Of course they did. I could almost see Eddie's eye's pop out of his head when he heard that. Much like my aversion to the dentist, Eddie didn't take kindly to the roaming hands of the vet. Note to self: send vet flowers for awesome new torture.
I need a nap.
Oh yeah, I got my "diploma" in the mail yesterday. Its just the dumb associates, and it took 10 years, and I still have to slug it out with ISU's addmission board to keep all my old credits and stuff BUT, its a step in the right direction. Any votes on what minor I should take? I think it can be pretty much anything. I'm leaning towards Photography, Graphic Design, or something wood or metal related.
New projects of note: I've got an all new frame design that should be ultra flexible. It'll be like a whacked out set of LEGOS. That will probably be my last new frame design for a while as I'm coming up with some furniture designs in wood and metal. Bigger projects include thinking about getting a house, or some sort of building to own and call "home". As a side note, I can't conceive of getting anything that resembles a normal home. Thus I've been looking for abandoned buildings, factories and businesses that could possibly be bougth cheap and converted. I'll post pictures of candidates. Yes, I'll sell the miata for seed money if I find something cool enough. Yes, I'll sell my body if necessary. That could probably cover the cost of a "WARNING! Attack Cat on Duty!" sign by the front door...(on Doodie?)
8 Comments
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9 years, 10 months ago
chad
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My first guess would be the wonder twins... you know, the ones that hang out in the Hall of Justice???
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9 years, 10 months ago
I think it's a line from a Skinny Puppy song.
If your vet was truly Yoda - she would have said "Because a big cat he is... mmMMmm."
If your vet was truly Yoda - she would have said "Because a big cat he is... mmMMmm."
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9 years, 10 months ago
Actually, I found the building, which is why I began to think about this at all. I just went and took some pictures. chad, it's right by "the woodworkers shop". I'll upload the pics in a bit.
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9 years, 10 months ago
I don't usually resort to threats, but if you sell the Miata your readership will be cut in half as I will no longer be interested. That won't happen as I have come up with a sure-fire plan to raise money, selling videos of Eddie's anal sacs being expressed!
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9 years, 10 months ago
Haha! Two point for Brian's creativity. Mu ha ha. I'll upload the pics tonight.
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