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Argh.
Tuesday, April the 1st at 1:58 PM in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Three (10 years, 1 month ago)
 
I
t's like 80 degrees outside and I'm sitting inside. Please send help in the form of:
  • Excuses for me to leave work
  • People who aren't male showing off their summer fashions
  • A free car wash (to get rid of the FRIGGIN' SNOW from 2 days ago)
  • Suntan lotion (SPF 983)
  • A new pair of Daisy Dukes for Eddie

 
7 Comments
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10 years, 1 month ago
sexy mexi   permalink
Yeah, it sucks. I think I'm going to drive around and "prospect." I was already in Bloomington today, had a meeting w/ Eye Surgical Associates. What did you think the enlightening forward from Shep, "lifter?"
2
10 years, 1 month ago
boo   permalink
excuse:

"uh, i have to leave work cuz i have crabs."

works everytime.
3
10 years, 1 month ago
ahughes   permalink
czexi - you should have called and pretended to be a client. I would have rewarded you with $5.00 worht of shiny plasitc baubles from Wal-Mart for your troubles. And I found shep's picture to be helpful in diagnosing some of my own problems...

boo - I tried that, but the response of "who doesn't" indicated little sympathy for my plight.
4
10 years, 1 month ago
chad   permalink
I tried to find a good picture for you, but a search on google of 'monkey swimsuit picture' didn't exactly produce the results I had hoped for. I should've known better.
5
10 years, 1 month ago
Shep   permalink
I think I can help with the Daisy Dukes for Eddie. They might look a bit like that weight lifter's singlet once he wears them, though.
6
10 years, 1 month ago
Shep   permalink
... and did someone say car wash (breaks out the mit, chamois and soap carried in briefcase for emergencies)????
7
10 years, 1 month ago
tim   permalink
just do like me and only work 2 or 3 days a week. Wait for it to rain, then put in a 22 hour day. Works great!
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