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t's like 80 degrees outside and I'm sitting inside. Please send help in the form of:
- Excuses for me to leave work
- People who aren't male showing off their summer fashions
- A free car wash (to get rid of the FRIGGIN' SNOW from 2 days ago)
- Suntan lotion (SPF 983)
- A new pair of Daisy Dukes for Eddie